Hold onto your tinfoil hats, folks. There’s a new bumper sticker out about town: ABORTION: THE ULTIMATE TERRORISM.
First we have women as victims, now it’s women as terrorists? Or is it just the doctors? Because if women ask for it, then they’re conspiring to commit a terrorist act, aren’t they?
I wanted to ask the guy sitting in that car where to turn myself in. Maybe get a lighter sentence, you know?
But I had a feeling he’d tell me to turn myself in to God, and I’m not sure whether or not his particular God follows the Geneva Conventions.